Hisoka: ToNiGhT i’M gOnNa GiVe YoU aLl My LoVe In ThE bAcK sEaT
Illumi: OH NO- NOT AGAIN-
Hisoka: Bungee✨Gun✨Eletric✨
Illumi: someone kill me
Hej and Bore da
Hisoka: ToNiGhT i’M gOnNa GiVe YoU aLl My LoVe In ThE bAcK sEaT
Illumi: OH NO- NOT AGAIN-
Hisoka: Bungee✨Gun✨Eletric✨
Illumi: someone kill me
Hisoillu
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12386970/chapters/28182093
Shitsuji (21,225 words); au in which hisoka and illumi meet during a hunter exam and hisoka becomes a zoldyck butler
https://archiveofourown.org/series/2362555
order, except it’s chaos (series); meeting illumi’s parents doesn’t go well, but meeting his siblings goes slightly better for hisoka
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30739604/chapters/75867473
No × Matter × What (16,631 words); kikyo kills hisoka and illumi doesn’t take it well (y’all this one really fucked me up but it’s a damn good fic. Heed the trigger warnings carefully tho).
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30040629/chapters/73973073
When a puppet becomes selfaware (67,488 words); eating disorder recovery fic featuring illumi reconnecting with his siblings
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30323460/chapters/74745825
Your Love (35,829 words); illumi gets a do-over with his siblings thanks to memory loss
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27024538/chapters/65974240
Losing Game (47,463 words); kikyo and silva are punishing illumi using an incurable brain parasite that is slowly eroding his mental and motor functions
I rewatched hunter x hunter recently so I’m back on my hisoillu bullshit
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23908492
He never knew. (1,232 words); illumi adjusts to the frightening ordeal of being known
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25468990/chapters/61779202
A Visit From the Zoldycks (37,611 words); illumi runs away from home and eventually has to kill his parents
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25229428
I am gonna make it through this year (if it kills me) (1,523 words); illumi runs away to find momentary comfort with hisoka
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25037353
Sheared (2,729 words); killua stops by the manor to pick up some of his things and finds illumi looking worse for wear so he drops his brother off with hisoka
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25790821/chapters/62643172
that’s so us. (5,538 words); hisoka and illumi go on vacation to try and ease their trauma
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26163517
i want to be your what's happening. (3,244 words); hisoka brushes illumi’s hair and proposes
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26178193
No Longer a Danger (to himself or others) (3,614 words); growing up suffering starvation regularly can really fuck you up as an adult with other trauma on top of that
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25133170
I’m With You (2,382 words); illumi kills someone for insulting hisoka while they’re on a date
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25997866
Showcase (4,756 words); illumi makes room for hisoka in his life and his routines
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25759435/chapters/62557441
Dealer (34,117 words); illumi has been sent off on a months long mission and decides to take hisoka with him
(dark academia, light academia & cottage core themed/coded):
1. Dead Poets Society (1989; directed by Peter Weir; 128 mins)

2. Kill Your Darlings (2013; directed by John Krokidas; 104 mins)

3. Will TNT (2017; 10 episodes, 1 season)

4. Dorian Gray (2009; directed by Oliver Parker; 112 mins)

5. NBC Hannibal (2013-2015; 3 sesons)

6. Maurice (1987; directed by James Ivory; 140 mins)

7. Rope (1948; directed by Alfred Hitchcock; 81 mins)

8. The Queen's Gambit (2020; directed by Scott Frank; 393 mins; 1 season)

9. Little Women (2019; directed by Greta Gerwig; 135 mins)

10. The Danish Girl (2015; directed by Tom Hooper; 119 mins)

Yes yes, tentacle sex. So many possibilities, all very good. But I'd like to bring to our attention - tentacle cuddles. Every single part of your body perfectly supported. Wrapped around you with just the right pressure. Covering your vulnerable stomach, gently squeezing your hips, twisted between your legs to cushion your knees. A tentacle wrapped around your throat. Over your eyes to give you perfect darkness. Perfect surrender. Your hands hold the tentacles twisted over your palms and around your fingers. Perhaps they squeeze you gently and rhythmically. Or rock you. Providing just enough stimulation to help you fall asleep. Safe, held in every possible way, never again alone.
Oh my gosh, Becky, look at his butt…
I was so close to buying this one at kracken con today ;_;
Yeah you were lol